sir-kut-ku: the-labido-placebo: cut-show: hushupleslie: 500daysofkelsie: herpthederpboywonder: lanuminga: super-d: roxaskeisuperfighter: aishaneko zombiekunoichi: Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch. Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell. How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck. Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus. Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya? For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge???? Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ. Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass. Common Barbie why the fuck do you have a cutting board hanging on your wall? Are you stupid? You cut stuff on that not make it a goddanm decoration plus that bag of bread on the stove combine Barbie get your shit together. goddamnit Barbie! You can’t just leave your knives lying around on the floor! Can’t you see you can hurt yourself while cleaning that blood off the floor? And if you aren’t going to care about yourself, then think about your dog and that poor rat! What if they get cut by the knives? You’re such a dumb bitch! With DAWN. LMFAO OMG. Are you serious, Barbie?  With that bottle of Perrier there you are never going to close that refrigerator.  Get your fridge shit together.  Seriously, it’s just a waste of power and food. Jesus fuck Barbie, you are trying to clean your kitchen. You think your cheep dish soap is going to clean anything without fucking water?! Sure you think that you are validating your purchase of that stupid rotary hose holder, but if it isn’t connected to a water source, you aren’t going to get anything clean you dumb bitch.
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Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.

Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.

Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?

For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????

Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.

Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass.

Common Barbie why the fuck do you have a cutting board hanging on your wall? Are you stupid? You cut stuff on that not make it a goddanm decoration plus that bag of bread on the stove combine Barbie get your shit together.

goddamnit Barbie! You can’t just leave your knives lying around on the floor! Can’t you see you can hurt yourself while cleaning that blood off the floor? And if you aren’t going to care about yourself, then think about your dog and that poor rat! What if they get cut by the knives? You’re such a dumb bitch!

With DAWN. LMFAO OMG.

Are you serious, Barbie?  With that bottle of Perrier there you are never going to close that refrigerator.  Get your fridge shit together.  Seriously, it’s just a waste of power and food.

Jesus fuck Barbie, you are trying to clean your kitchen. You think your cheep dish soap is going to clean anything without fucking water?! Sure you think that you are validating your purchase of that stupid rotary hose holder, but if it isn’t connected to a water source, you aren’t going to get anything clean you dumb bitch.

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